01 April 2007

Fabulous news for Switzerland's glaciers



My fellow environmentalists will surely join me in celebrating this major breakthrough today: funding has been secured for extensive research into captive glacier breeding experiments. The research will take place in Alaska and will be the first of its kind. We can only hope it will lead to the glacier repopulation that is so desperately needed in this part of the world, especially if we want to keep skiing. You can read more here.

I just have one question: how do you think they tell the girl glaciers apart from the boy glaciers?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL - I had the same thought. "How do they know which glaciers to breed?!" Great minds.

R. Duckie said...

HUH????

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Anonymous said...

In Austria they have already tried covering the glaciers with mats, in summer, to stop them from melting. From matting to mating is only a short step ...